Here’s another specimen from my collection of “couldn’t have said it better”:
I love this ostrich. It’s clear to see that this is one ostrich that won’t put up with any bullshit! As he says, “The name’s ostrich- beeatch!”.
I’m thinking of making this ostrich the official mascot of the Deltiology Deity. Even better, I want No Bullshit Ostrich to be my personal protector. So that when anyone is giving me just too much bullshit, in sweeps No Bullshit Ostrich to do a number on the offender!
No Bullshit Ostrich would make a great TV show! A modern update of the classic show “Littlest Hobo”.
Here’s the reverse side:
“Hello from Oudtshoorn! Today we toured an ostrich farm and learned more about ostriches then you’d ever thought possible. For example, the eye weighs 60 grams (each) and the brain 40 grams. They are clearly meant to be eaten! We also got to ride one – it was bizarre and hilarious. ”
I’m sure No Bullshit Ostrich would take umbrage at this message!